Calcium!

Watch out, world: Camila has a MINERAL song, too!

In case you are new to this game, Camila makes up songs about vitamins. They are vitamin songs. Someday she will make a cd and it will be played in children's nutrition classes all around the world and she will be rich. Someday there will be children's nutrition classes all around the world.

Camila refers to her vitamin songs in the third person because she is more than a little embarrassed by them.

But minerals? This is new! New and exciting! The melody hasn't been nailed down yet, and is hard to type, anyway, but it goes a little like this:

Calcium strength-ens your teeth and your bones,
Calcium flows through your blood-stream!
So drink lots of milk, and jog all around,
Or else you'll discover a truth that is mean...

If you don't get enough calcium or exercise,
a theft will occur before your very eyes.
Your blood will take minerals from your ske-le-ton,
and before you know it life won't be much fun.

(Very deep and solemn) Oooooost-eoooooo-poroooooo-sis.

*Bows*